hight of double meaning!!! :) best funny jokes of the day chutkule in hindi boyfriend girlfriend 140 character

hight of double meaning!!! :) best funny jokes of the day chutkule in hindi boyfriend girlfriend 140 character

 

 

 

yaaha par jokes of the day sms in hindi language me hai. app ye sms apne friends ko send karke apni din ki shuruwaat kar sakte hai. kisi ne thik hi kha hai. agar apke din ki shuruaat achhi hoti hai. toh pura din bahut jata hai. toh it mean app apne frineds ko jokes of the day sms send karke unke chehre par smile laa sakte ho.

 

 

 

  1. hight of double meaning:

ladki ne apni maa se apne boyfriend ko 1st time milwaya.

(next day)

ladka- baby mom ko me kaisa laga.

 

ladki- jannu meri mom ko tum bahut pasand aye toh.

 

ladka –  kya?

yarrr me shaddii karunga toh bass tumse kissi orh se nahi.

apni mom ko bolo ki muje bhul jaye. :)

 

 

 

 

 

2.Abbbb Takkkk Meriiii Lifeeee.

Thi khuliiii Bottleee Kiiii Tarah.

Jismmmeee Sabbbb Parfuumeee
Kiiii Tarahhhh Uddd Jataaaa Thaaa.

parrr Apkeeee aaane Seee Sabbbb Thikkkk Ho Gayaaaa.
Khudaaa Kareeee Aap Jaisaaa dhaaakkan ssab Kooo mileee.
3. Meriiiii Baatttt Gor Se Sunoooo.
Zindgiiiii me kabhhhi bhiii app.
Dettolllll Se Matttt Nahanaaa.
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Dettolllll Kitaanuuoo Kooo Maarrr Deeeta Hai.
Orhh Hummm Apkooo Khonaaa Naaahi
Chahtte.

 

 

 

4.Yeeee Kissss Tarahhh Yaaaad aa Raheeee ho.
Aankheee Banddd Hai Firrrr Bhiiii
Nazarrrr Aaaa Raheee Ho.

Naaa Jaaneee Kyuuuu Aisaaa Lagtttta Hai.

jaise ki app Saamneee Khade Ho, orh Singhhh Hilaaa Rahee Ho.

 

 

 

 

 

 

  1. Khudddd Koooo Kaar leee Kanjussss itnaaaa.

 

Wah wah,

 

Khud ko kar le kanjuss itna ki.

 

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Ki Haar Sms Bhejneee Seee Pehleeee.
Serviceee Providerrr khuddd call Kaar Keeee Apseee Poochee.
sir,
are you sureeee?
msgggg Bheeeejna hai
yaaaa Sendinggg Faillll Kaar du.
Juddge: tummm kissss jurmmm me giraftarrrr hueee hooo?
Sardarrr: Jaldiiii Khariiidari karneee ke liyeee.
Judge: lekin yeee Apradhhh naaahi kahaaa jaaata.

 

 

 

 

 

  1. Waiseee tummmm kitniiii jaldiiii khaaaaridari karr rahee thee?
    Sardarrrr: dukannn khulneeey keee Pehle.
    aagar Manzilllll Ko Paanaaa Haiiii.
    tohhh Himmatttt Saathhhhh Rakhnaaa.
    Agarrrr Pyarrr Kooo Paanaaa Haiii Toh
    Aitttwaar Saathhh Rakhna.uuu
    Agarrrr Hameshhhha Muskurana Ho
    Tohh Brushhhh orhhh Pestttt Saathhh Rakhnaaa. :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

  1. sunaaa Haiiii Aapkiiii 1 Muskannnn Paar Har Koiiii Martttta Haiii.
    Zarrrra Timmme Nikaalll Ke Aaaaayiye Tohhh.
    ekkk Chuhaaa Marrrwana Hai.
    Bahutttt Dinnnn See Pareshannn Karrr Rakhaaa Haiii.

 

 

  1. Binaaaa Daaard Keeee Aanssssu Bahaaaya Nahiii Jataaa.

Binaaa Pyaarrrr Keee Rishtte Nibhayeee Naaahi Jaate.
Kanjusoooo Ekkk Baatttt Yaaaad Rakhnnna.
Binaaa Smsss Kiyeee Smsss Paaaaye
Nahiiii Jaatte.

 

 

  1. Apneee Rozz Huuumseee Naiii Umeeeed Lagaaa rakhiiii Hai.

apneee Dilllllll Me Aashaaa Kiiii.
Kirannnn Jagggga Rakhhhhi Haiii.

hammm Rozzzzzzzz kaha se Naye naye msg bhenje.
Haaam Ne Kyaaa Sms Ki Factorrrry Laga
Rakhiiii Haaai.
ye funny non veg jokes of the day sms app apne facebook ke profile par update jarur kare. takki apke sab frineds ye funny jokes dekhe orh like kare.

 

 

 

 

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