hansi ke chutkule sabse jyada hasane wale masti chutkule pappu in hindi 140 words

sabse jyada hasane wale masti chutkule ka mast colletion yaha par hai. app iss sabse jyada hasane walw chutkulo ko apne friends, relative ko send kar sakte hai. wo enn msg, puppu jokes ko padke hass hass ke pagall ho jayenge.

 

 

  1. pappu: Stationnn jaane kee kitneee rupeyyy logeee bhaishab?
    Autowaaala: 70 rupe.
    pappu: 20 leloo bhai.
    Autowaaala: 20 me kon lekeee jayeeega?
    pappu: tummmm picheee bhethoooo jaooo.Me tumko leke chalta hu. 🙂

 

 

 

2.Kyaaaa Faiiida uuusss Phoollllll Kaaa Jissss Meeee Khusbuu naaa ho.

Kya Faidaa usss movie Kaaa Jissss Me heroin na ho.

orh Kya Faida usss Mobilee
Rakhneee Kaa Jisss se Smsss Naaa Hooo.

 

 

 

 

3 .Dillll Diaaa thaaa Jiskoooo Diwani Samajjjj Karrr.
dilll Dia Thaaa Jiskoooo Diwannni Samajjjj Karrr.
Khaaaa gayiiii wo Dil Ko Biryani Samjh Karrrr.

ek Aasu Bhi Nhiiii Chhodaaa Ussss Bewafaa Ne.
Use Bhi Pee Gyi Nimbuuuu Pani Samjh Karr.

 

 

 

4. wife का रोमांटिक मूड:

wife- aaj mene 1 romantic movie dekhi.

santa: good, toh ji app kya irada hai.?

wife: tum muje rassi se badh lo orh jo chahe karo.

santa ne apni wife ko rassi se banda.

orh…………….

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dosto ke sath movie dekhne chala gya. 🙂

 

 

 

 

4. Mandirrrr Meeee Puja Kartaaa Huuu.
Maszzzzid Meee Namazzzz Padhata Huuu.
Insannnnn Se Bhagawan Na Ban Jauu.
Isliyeee

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Facebook Chalake

Roj 1 Gunahaa Karta Huuu.

 

 

 

5. dada (Pote seee) – Teri Teacherrrr aa rahi haiiii, ja kahii jakar chup ja jadli se.
Pota – dada ji, Pahale aap chupppp jaoo.

 

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apki Mottt ke bahaneee se mene 1 hafte ki chhutti le rakkhhi hai.
 

sabse jyada hasane wale masti chutkule in hindi

 

 

 

 

6. Ladkaaaa – Tummmm chaddiiii kyuuuu nahiiii pehantiiiii ho?
Ladkiiiii – Maneee apne patiiiii se 1 wadaaa kiya hai.

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ki uske alawa me kisi orhh ke aageee apni chaddi nahi utarungi.

 

 
7.  Rannngo Meee Ghuuuli Ladkiiii Kyaaa lallll Gulabi Haii.

Jo Dekhtaaaa Hai Kehta Haiiiii Kyaaa Maal Gulabiiiii Hai.

Pichleeee Barassss Tuneee Jo
Bhigoyaaa Thaaa Holiiii Me Abbbb Takkkk
usss Nishan Kaaa Woooo Rumaal Gulabiiii Haai.
 8. aarz Kiyaaa Hai.
Shamaaaa Parrrwaneee Seee Kuch Ke rahiiii Hai.

saaaama Parrrrwane Se
Kuchhhh Ke Rahiiiii Hai.

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Darlingggg.
Zaraaaa Hanky Denaaaaaaa Meriiiii Naakkkkk
Bahut Behhhh Rahhhhi Hai.

 

agar appko ye sabse jyada hasane wale masti chutkule pasand aaye toh. please ise facebook, whatsapp par share jarur kare.