Santa ne apni bhabhi ko kyu mara?

 

Santa ne apni bhabhi ko kyu mara? :)

 

 

mast wale jokes sms ka hindi colletion apko yaha pa milega. ase mast jokes jo apko hasa hasa kar khus kar denge. agar app koi santa banta ke mast chutkule dhund rahe hai. toh app yaa niche diye gaye mst wale joke ko enjoy kar sakte hai. agar apko ye mast wale jokes sms pasand aye toh. please ise facebook orh google plus par share jarur kare.

 

 

  1. Santa ne apni bhabhi ko kyu mara?

Saanta apniii bhabhiii ko pitttt rhaa tha.
Banta: bhai kyu kya hua. Bhabhi ko kyu mar eha hai?

Banta: yr meri bhabhi kaa character kharrrab hai!!

Banta: kyuuuu bhai kya hau?

Santa : me apni jis friend seee puchta hu. Ki bhai tu phone par kisise baat kar ra hai.

Wo sab bolte hai teriiii bhabhi se. :)
2. Lady to Doctorr
Doctorrr sahabbb Mujheee Gasssss ki problemmm haiu par achhiii baattt yeee hai ki meeri gas me na
Badbu aattti hai orh na hiii Awaazzz hai.
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Appp kee cliniccc me bhi 30 baar gasss chhoddd chuki huuu.

parrr kisiii ko pataaa nahi chalaaa.

Doctorrr – lo yee dawai orhh sube shammm khana orh 1hafte baad anaaa.

(1haftttte baad)

Lady: doctorrrr sahabbbb. apne mujee kon siiii dawai di hai.

Meriiii gas me avi bhiii awazz nhi aa rhiii hai parr bahuttt zehriliiii badbu aa rhi hai.

Doctorr – goodd news.

Apkii naaak thikkk ho gai hai. Ab hamm apki kaano ka ilajjj karenge.

 

 

 

 

 

  1. 3. arz kya hai

Meeee Uskee Pyarrr Me Bannnn
Gayaaa Barffffff Ka Golaaa.

Arzzzz farmaigaa.

Meee Uske Pyyyarrr Me Bann gayaaaa Barfff Ka Golaaa.
Orhh Wo Bewaaaafaaa Bolti Hai.
Thandaaaaaa Matllllab Cocaaa kola. :)

 

 

 

 

 

  1. sarabhi joke:
    Saraaabi doctor se – Aappp merrrriii Sarabbbb chudwaaa sakteee ho kyaaaa ?

Doctorrrr – haaa

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kyu nahhiii chutwa sakta hu.

Sarabiiii – Tohhh Police ne meri 20 Botelll ki peti pakdi hai. App plzz wo chhutwa do.

 

 

 

 

  1. jokes of the day:

Pinku : Papaaaa aapp Pressss kyu kar rahe ho…
Papaaa : Pressss karneee se Silwattte naikallll jati hai.
Chintu : Phirrrr toh achha hai Papaaa.

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Ajj Me Dadaaa ji ke Gaaaal ki bhi Sillllwate bhii nikallll deta hu.

 

 

i know apko ye mast wale jokes sms kafii pasand aye. app niche diye gaye orh mast wale joke padhe orh share kare. shariing is caring. :)

 

 

 

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