Most very very funny jokes in hindi language 140 words

Most very funny jokes in hindi language 140 words

 

Most very  funny jokes ka collection hai yaha par jo hindi me hai 140 words me . isme se some funny jokes bahut funny orh interesting hai.

 

 

 

Ek Ladki Ki Buss Driverr Se Marriege Hui..

Agle Din Jab Ladki Suhagraa Se Room se bahar ai toh uski saheli ne pucha ?

Saheli (haste hua): kyu raat bhar jiju.. ne tumhari bahut mari jo itna akad kar chal rahi ho??

Ladki : nahi yaarrr wo sala bus driver … muje bus ki break samj kar raat bhar meri cho*** pe laat marta raha.  🙂

 

 

 

 

 

ye bhi jarur padhiye:
Ladki patane ke 151 SUPERhit Tarike
Janiye 15 minuts me face gora karne ka raaj (6 secret)

 pyar me dhoka dene wali girlfriend wife ke 5 lakshan

 

Musafir: Beta aapppp mujhe thoda paani pila deeeenge.
Bachcha: Agarrrrr lassi ho jaayeeee toh..
Musafir: Tab to bahut hi achchaaaaa hoga
Bachcha lassi leeee aaya. Musafir ne 5 loteeee lassi peene ke baad bachche se poochha
hai ki……Beta tumhare ghar mein koi lassi nahi peetaaaa kya..?

Bachcha: Peet to sab hain lekin aaj lassi mein chooha girrrr gaya tha aur ussiiii mein mar gaya.
Musafir ne gusse mein lota zameen par de mara.
Bachcha rote huye bola : Mummy inhone lota tod diya, abbbbb toilet kya lekarrrr jaayenge.

 

Mom: Beta tu baalllllllllll kyun nahi katwataaaaaaa?

Son: Tummmmmm samajhti nahi ho. yeh fashion hai maa…

Mom: Arrrrre idiot. Ladke wale teri sister ko dekhne aaye the orh tujhe pasand kar ke chale gaye.

Boy to girl at disko party: Kya tum mere sath dance karogi?

Girl replied: Main bacche ke saathhhhhhh dance nahi karti.

Boy: Sorryyyyy….. mujhe pata nahi thaaaa ki tummmmmm pregnenttttt ho.

Patni: Suno ji mere saath tumhare dusssss saal kaise beete?

Pati: Ek second ki tarah.

Patni: Agar me tumse 5000 rs mangu toh kaisa lagega?

Pati: Chavnniiiiiii ki tarah..

Patni: Jara 5000 rs dena toh

Pati: Abhi deta hu ek second me.

Father: Beta yeh lo Rs. 6000.

Son: Lekin papa yeh kis liye.

Father: Beta yeh teri mehnatttttttt ki kamai hai kyon ki jabse tooneee Whatsapp shuru kiya hai tab se raat ko security guardddd nahi rakhna pad raha hai

Shaadi me ekkkkkkk pathan bahutttt der tak khana kha raha tha.

Kisi ne poochaaaa kab takkkkkk khaoge?

Pathan: Mein toh khud kha   khaaaaa ke dukhi hoo. Per kya karon card me likha tha Dinner 7 PM to 12 PM.

 

 

 

 Most some very very funny jokes in hindi language 140 words

Most some very very funny jokes in hindi language 140 words

 

 

Sardar ne wife ko letterrr likha: Isssss month ki salary ke badle 100 kiss bhejjjjj raha hu.
Wife replied: “Aap ke 100 kiss mile, doodhwala 2 kiss me man gaya, sir ko 7 deni padi, sabziwala 8 main nai mana 12 deni padi.

Kirane wala sirf kiss se nai manaaaa, maakan malik, to rojjjjj 5 ya 6 le jata hai ap chinta na kare mere pass 35 padiiiii hai. orhhh jo yeh par raha hai uuse b 4 – 5 deni padegi…..baki sab thik hai.

 

 

 

 

 

Uncle: Whatttt do you do son?
Boy: Naariiiiiiii samman sewa ke liye kaammmmm karta hoon
Uncle: Achcha to socialllll workerrrr ho
Son: No uncle ji, Facebook par ladkiyoooooo ki photo like kaaaarta hoon.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ek samayyyy do bahutttt milne wale dost rahte the. Lekin ek din ek dost ka maut ho gaya aur police investigate karne keeee liye aayaaa aur uske dost ko sawalllllll poochne laga…

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Police: Tumhara dosttttttt kaise mara?

Sardar: Pata nahi sahib….. woh bola mere petttttt mein chuhe kud rahe hai toh maine usko chuha marne ki dawaaaaaa khila di.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha.

Ek dost ne uss se poocha kyu bai tention me kyu ho tum?

 

Aadmi: Yaar ekkkkk dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 5 lakh rupeey diye the… ab saale ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Most very very funny jokes in hindi language 140 words

Most very very funny jokes in hindi language 140 words

 

 

 

 

 

Most very very funny jokes in hindi language 140 words extra sms :

Paaaappu Pinko ko paaaasand karta hay orh Pinki Pappu k bhai kooo… Jab k Pappu k bhai ko Pinki ki behan achi lagtiiiiiiiiii hai aur Pinki ki behan ko Pappu pasand kartiiiiiii hai.

Halaki Pappu pehle hiiiiiiiiii Pinki ko chahta hai…. Ab jabki Pinko koooooo Pappu acha nahin lagta aur Pappu ka bhai Pinkiiiiii kiiiiiii liye razi nahi hay aur Pappu Pinki ki behan seeee pyarrrr nahinnnnn karta jab kiiiiiiii Pinki ki behan ko Pappu ka bhai acha nahin lagtaaaa… Toh ye unka personal problem hai.

 

Aap kyon apna dimaggg kharab ker rahe ho?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ek ladka blood bank me: Sister mujhe ek botal khoon de do.
Sister: Blood group bataooooo.
Ladka: Koi bhiiiiiii chalega.
Sister: Kaise.
Ladka: Mujhe love letterrr likhna hai.

 

 

 

 

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