Pati patni jokes in hindi husband wife marriage sms chutkule pati patni hindi jokes

Pati patni jokes in hindi husband wife marriage sms chutkule:

 

pati patni jokes in hindi ka collection  ase mast chutkule jissko padke appki wife or hudband has has ke lotpot ho jaye yaha upladh hai. agar app  pati patni jokes in hindi  or pati patni jokes in hindi chutkule, sms dhud rhe ho joki marrige life  par based hai yani ki shadi par adharit hai.

ab me jayada nahi bola chahta in husband wife jokes ke bare ke app khud hi pad lijia.

 

 

Pati patni jokes in hindi husband wife marriage sms chutkule 1 to 10:

Pati patni jokes in hindi husband wife marriage sms no 1:

 

Husband neeee Wife ko sms kiya:
Dinnerrrrrr pe mere sath Rajivvvvvv, Sanjiv, Tanu aur Manu aa rahe hai… acha sa lazizzzzz khana bana deeeena dearrrrr.

Phir 10 minut ke baaf 2nd sms kia:
Mera promotion ho gaya aur Meri salaaaary badh gai hai, next month tumheeee Diamond ki Ring la kar dunga.

Wife ne reply kiya:
Oh my Godness Really Darling ?

Husband: Nahi… Mee Check kar rahaaaa tha mera pehla sms mila ya nhi… warna tu bolegi mujhe messages mila hi naaaahi..”  🙂

 

 

 

 

pati patni joke no 2:
ekk gharrr mai pati patni ke hasneee ki bahut jyada awazzz aa rahi thi…..
sare padosi..unki khushhali ka raj janne kee liye unkee ghar gye.
pati ne padosiyo ko btaya kiiii bahutttttt assan hai…
hamare yaha meri biwi mujhe belaannnn,chimta phek kar martiiiiii hai,
agar mujhe lag jata hai to wohhhh hasti hai nhiiiiiiiii to mai hasta hu..

 

 

 

 

3. Husband:
Jab me tumhe chillata hu toh tum apna gussa kispeee nikalti ho ?

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Wife:
toilet saaffff karke
.
Husband:
Ha ha haha …
bewkoofffffff aurat vo kaise?
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Wife:
Toilet aapke
toothbrush se saafffff
karti hu.

 

 

 

 

3. Ek soch:

Patni ka ‘I love you” bolne ke baad pati ka ‘ i love you Too” bolna utna he jaruri h
jitna ‘jor se bolo” ke baad “Jay maata di’ bolna hota hia. 🙂

 

 ye  mast jokes bhi jarur padhe-

1. santa ne apni bhahi ko kyu maraa? 🙂

 

2. पप्पू की जानलेवा हरकतें- PAPPU ki janlewa harkate 🙂

 

3. संता kiiiiiiiiiiiii masumiyaattt 🙂

 

4.  हाईट of Double MEANING 🙂

 

5.  Best अर्ज़ किया है shayari of the year 🙂 toh bolo wah wah

 

6. wife का रोमांटिक मूड orh संता ki harkate

 

7. मस्ततततततत insult shayari -Takli ho jao orh kardo saveraa 🙂

 

 

 

 

Age apko 100 se bhi jyada latest pati patni jokes mlege. jinhe app padke has has kar lotpot ho jayge. enjoy it.

 ati patni jokes no 4:

4. Husband – Mere Seene Me Bahótttt Dardddd Hó Raha Hai,
Jaldi Seee Ambulancee Ke Liye Callll Lagao……
Wife – Haa…. Lagati Hu,
Apne Mobile Ka Passworddd Bataó….
Husband – Rehne Doo yar.. Ab thoda theek lag raha hhai.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

5. On sunday Night:
Wife is in very Romantic Mood: Aaj Muje Rassi Se
Bandh Do orh Jo Karna Chaho Kár Looo januuuuu…
Páppu Ne Usay Bandhaaa Orh Dosto Ke Sáth
Ghoomne Chala Gayaaá.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

6. patni-tumhe nhi lagta jara si samjhdari se talak kee mamle roke jaaa sakte hai
pati– tumhe nhi lagta jara siiiiiii samjhdari se shaddi bhi roki ja sakti hai.

 

 

 

 

 

 

pati patni jokes in hindi no 7:

7. patni– janu bag pack kaar lo maine lotry me 10 crore jiti hu.
pati -darling bag mai winter ka kapde dalu ya summer ke?
patni– jo bhi dalna hai dalo…orh dafa ho jao yaha seeee

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

8. Husband aur wife meee ladai ho gai
husband ghar se chalaaa gaya.
husband ne raat ko phon karkee pucha khane me kya hai?
Wife:zeharrr hai
Husband: me der seee aaunga,tum kha kar so jaana..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

9. Wife: Suna he kee jannat me husband
ke sath Wife ko nahi rehne detee

HUSBAND: sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kyuuu?

Husband: Areee pagli isi liye to
use jannat kehteeee hai..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

10. Wife: kallll raaat tum mujhey neend
me galia kyu de raheeee the?
Husband: tumhe ghalatttt fehmi hue hai..
Wife: kaisi ghalat fehmiiii?
Husband: yehi ke me neend mai tha.

 

 

 

Pati patni jokes in hindi – husband wife marriage sms chutkule 11 to 20:

 

ye pati patni jokes joke hindi me hai inte funny hai ki agar app inhe apni patni ko send karoge toh wo bahut khus ho jayegi or agar apki wife gusse wali hai toh in husband wife sms ko padke gussa bhi ho sakti hai.

 

 

Pati patni jokes in hindi husband wife marriage sms chutkule very funny

Pati patni jokes in hindi husband wife marriage sms chutkule very funny

 

 

 

 

11. Dosti Karo Collegeeee wali se,
Ishqq laraoooo office wali se,
Flirt karoooo pros wali se,
Pyarrrr karo dilllllllllll wali se,
ankh ladao saliiiiii se,
aur maar khao gharrrr wali se

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

12. Thapar Marneeee par Narazzz Wife
se Husband bola:
Aadmi usi ko martaaaaa hai jis se Pyarrrr krta hai.

Wife ne Husband ko 3 thapar mara aur
Boli ap kya samjhteeee hai mai apse Pyar nahi karti.

 

 

 

 

 

pati patni jokes no 13:

13. Wife: Mai tumhari yaad mai
pandhra din me hi aadhi ho gayi hu,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din orh rukkkk jao

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

14. patni: jab tum desi pite ho mujhe pari kehte ho…

beer pite ho to darling
par aaj bhutni kyu?

pati: aaj mene sprite piya hai,
‘seedhi baat no bakhwassh’

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

15. Wife: Janu kash ap SMS hote.
Me ap ko save karti,
Husband:
Jaan… kash tum ringtone hoti,
Me her hafte tumhe change kartaaa

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

16. Know type of your woman : –

1. Windows Woman – kisi kaam kee nhi hoti paaar ishkkk bina gujara bhi nhi hota..

2. Hard Disk Woman – yeh sabbb kuch hamesa yaad rakhti hai..

3. RAM Woman – muhh ferte hai apkee bare me sab kuch bhul jati hai..

5. INTERNET Woman – it is difficult to accessssss

6. Email Woman – ishki kahi 15 baato me 9 baate bina matlab kiiii hote hai

7. Virus Woman – ishko wife bhi kehte hai,ishki bare me jab tak ap jante hai,tab tak yeh apk system ka band baja chuki hoti hai..

 

 

Pati patni jokes in hindi husband wife marriage sms

pati patni jokes no 17:

17. Husband orh Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhiiii 1 Lady ne Hello kiyaaaa…,
Wife neeee pucha,Kaun Thi Wo?

Husband-Tum dimagggg kharab mat karo,
me pehle hi pareshan huuuuuuu k woh bhi Yehi puche gi.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

18. Husband and wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney failssss, liver manages with other kidneyyy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

19. Pehleeee woh meri girlfrnd thi,
Mai boltaaaa tha wo sunti thi,

Phir woh meeeeri mangetr bani,
Woh bolti thi maaaai sunta tha

Jb se woh meri BIWI baaaani,
Hm dono bolteeee hai
orhhh
muhalla sunttttttta hai….

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

20. Husband: Bhagwan ne tumhe do aakhen di hai
chawal seeee pathar nhi nikal sakti?
WIFE: Bhagwannnnn ne tumhe 32 daat diye hai
1 pathar nhi chabaaa sakte kya?

 

 

 

Pati patni jokes in hindi – husband wife chutcule sms  21 to 30:

 

agar app hindi me pati patni jokes dhund rahe ho toh app bilkul tik jagha par ho yaha par pako fully marrige based husband wife chutkule orh sms milege.

 

 

 

 

Pati patni jokes in hindi - husband wife chutcule sms

Pati patni jokes in hindi – husband wife chutcule sms

 

 

 

 

21. Wife: kitna pyarrrr karte ho hame.
Husband: shahjhan jitnaaaa.
Wife- mere marne ke bad taj mahal banaogeeee.
Husbnd- me plot bhi leeeee chuka hu
pagliiiii der to tu kar rahi he.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

22. wife to husband- mujhe kahi mehngi jagah ghumane le chaaaaalo.
husband-chalo tayaarrrr ho jao.
petrol pump chaaaalte hain..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

23. Patni– ShadI KE Pehle Aap Roz Gift Dete The,

Parrrr Ab Nai Deeeete, Kyu?
Pati– Tune Kabhi Kisi Machwaaare
Ko Machli Pakdne Kee Baad Use Dana Dalte Dekha Hai.. pati patni jokes in hindi .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

24. Wife: What are you doing?
Husband: Killing mosquitoessss?
Wife: How many did u kill?
Husband: Total 10 . 4 females, 6 males.
Wife: How do u know their genders?
Husband: 4 are near mirror and 6 are near beer

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

25. Wife: Dekhiiiii na wo aadmi mujhe ghur ghurrrrr ke dekh raha hai.
Husband: Arre wo to bhangarrrrr wala

Or kabadi hai, Bekarrrr MAAL par nazar rakhana uski addat hai………..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

26. Wife pati se boli– Dekho ji Kaam karteeee Waqtttt mere ko Kiss wiss na kiya karo.
Tabhi Kaamwali Boli- Maidam achi Tarah se Samjhaaaa do, Mai to bol bol keeee Thakkkk Gayi hu…

 

 

 

 

 

pati patni jokes in hindi no 27:

27. Wife: Bus karo rat kee 12 baje se kar rahe ho or subai kee 8 ho gaye,
Thake nahi ? Husband: abhi to kuchh nahi kiaaaa ab to din raat karunga kyu kiiiiii..
5000 sms free hai.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

28. A pregnanttttt lady went to an astrologerrrrr.
Astrologer: When u deliver a babyyyy then baby’s father will die.
Lady: Thank god.   My husband will safe..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

29. Bhákttttt: Guru ji, Aissiii Patni ko kyá kahte hai jo..
Bahot Fairrrr ho,
Height achhiiii ho,
Bahut cuteeee ho
Nature sweetttt ho,
Brilliantttt ho,
Pati ko samjheeee orh
kabhi jhagdaaaa ná kare?
Guru jiiii: Mann ka Vahámmmm kahte hain Beta, Mann ka Váhammm… pati patni jokes hindi

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

30. kalllll teri wife bahut jor jor seeee chillaiiii kyo thiiii ?
mere gharrrrr taak aawaz aaye thiiii
are kuch nahi yaarrrrr uska Photo facebook peee upload karne ke jagahhh OLX par upload ho gaya tha..

 

 

 

 

 

Pati patni jokes in hindi – husband wife chutkule marriage based sms 31 to 40:

 

pati patni jokes jo hindi me ho yaaha par milege ase majedar chutkule jo app sms ke jariye apni wife or husband ko send kar sakte ho.

 

 

 

Pati patni jokes in hindi husband wife marriage sms shayari

Pati patni jokes in hindi husband wife marriage sms shayari

 

 

 

 

 

 

31. Judge – tumne apne wife ko 11 saal takkk draaaa ke dhamka keeee apne baaaas me rakha
Mujrim – esa nahi hai……
Judge – Sapaiiiiiiii nahi…bhai tarike batoo…….tarika.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

jokes no 33 of pati patni jokes in hindi:

33. Wife to Husband – Sunte Ho ggg..?
Mujhe Happiness ki spelling batao!!
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Husband: Likhhh….Unmarried……

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

34. Police to -Mahilaaa, app bahut bahadurrrr ho jee aapppp ne mashurrrr daku ko bahut mara Mahila-mughe kaya pata tha ki wo daaku hai Raat bahut ghanaaaa andhera tha Me to samghi ki wo meraaaaaa husband hai aur bahut der se ghar aaaaaya hai…….

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

35Wife marketttt seeeee looti
husband- mera andaaaaaza hai es box me koi khane ki chiz hai
Wife- are wahh Patiiiiii Parmeshwar
app ne sahi andaaza lagaaaaaya esme me
mere sandaaaaaaal hai

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

36. tin sharabi apas mai baat kr rahe the ki kaun apni bivi kitna control mai rakhta hai..
unme se 3 chup tha?
2no ne puch kya hua?
3 bola kaal hi meri biwwwwi ghutno keee baal mere pass aye..
2no ne kaha shabas…..
3- aur mujhe boli agarrrrrr mard ho to bed k niche seee niklo….pati patni jokes in hindi

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

37. ekkkkk admi ki nye nye shadi hue,phir bhi sham mai use ghaaar jaaaane ki koi jaldi nahi rehti,woh der tak officeeee mai hi rehta tha

boss neeee pucha kya baat hai

ushne ne bataya ki meri bivi bhi job krti hai,aur jo ghar jaldi jataaaa hai khana bhi usi ko banana padeta haiii.. pati patni jokes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

38. admi shadi kyu kaarta hai?
marneee kee baad woh swargggg mai jaye to acha feel kareee ,aur nark mai jaye to apne ghar jaisa feel kaaare….

chor-tumhare passsss jo kuch bhi hai faaata fat de do.

admi-bhai,aisa maat karoooo,agar mai khali hath gayaaaa to meri bivi mujhe khacha chaba jayegi..

chorrrr-agar mai khali pahucha to kya meri bivi mujhe taallllll keee khayegi?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

39. pati– hipnotissss kya hota hai?
patni-kisiko apne control mai kar kee apne marji ka kaam krwana.
pati-chal jhuti….. use to shaadi kehte hai..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

40. Jitne Channel TV Keeee,
Utne Nakhreeeee BIWI Keeeeee,
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TV Chaltaaa REMOTE Se Aur
BIWI Chaltiiiiiiiii note Se…….

 

 

 

 

Pati patni hindi jokes  – husband wife sms marriage chutkule 41 to 50:

 

 

husband wife jokes ka collection jo ki hindi language me hai yaha par upladh hai. in majedar pati patni jokes ko padke app kush ho jaoge.

 

 

 

 

Pati patni jokes in hindi husband wife marriage sms shayari shadi funny

Pati patni jokes in hindi husband wife marriage sms shayari shadi funny

 

 

41. Patni – “Chalo ek khellllll khelte hai..
mai chhupti hoon orh tum mujhe dhoondhna ..
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Agar tumne dhoondh liya to mai tumhaare saath
shopping karne chaloongi…..
Pati – Aur agar nahi dhoondh paya toh ?
Patni – asa mat kaho Jaanu.. mai bas darwaje ke
peechhe hiiii chhupoongi.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

42. Pati: aji suno? Videshon me talaakkkkkk lena bahut hi aasan hai.
Patni : pata hai tabhi to vahaaaaaaa ladakiyan shadi ke samay roti naaaahi hain.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

pati patni jokes no 43:

43. Wife to her husband: I love u!
I can’t live without you!
Mar Jaungiiii…
Mit Jaungiii..
Jehar Pee lungi…
Tere Pyaar Me Fanna Ho Jaungi…..
Husband: Dekh Le Jaise Tujhe Theek Lage.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

44. Patiiiii agarrrr maineeee tumse zindagi me
kabhi jhooth bola toh me abhi mar jau.
Patni: marne bhi kabhi aap se jhuth bola ho
toh me bi abhi vidhva ho jau.

 

 

 

 

45. Chae ki pattiiii
orh pati ( husband)
me kyaaaa similarity hai?
.
Dono k naseeb me jalna aur ubaaalna
likha haaa orh woh bi
aurat ke hathon se.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

46. Advocate- talakkkkk lane ke lie 1,00,000 rs lagenge,
Husband- pagal ho kyaaaa, pandit ne to 501 rs
me shadiiiiiii karayi thi,
Advocate- dekh liya na sasteeee ka natija.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

pati patni jokes no 47:

47. Hazaroooooo aarzu aisi ke harrrr aarzu peee dum nikle,
Koi meri biwi seeee kahe ke shopping peee kam nikle.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

48. Pati – kyu naaaa aaaj ki chaaaaaye bahar pi jaye?
patni – kyo? tumhe kya lagta hai mai chaye banate banate thak gye hu?
pati– nahi parr mai plate orh cup dhote dhote tang aaaa gaya hu..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

49. shaaaadi ki maukee paar dulha dulhan ki mang sindur bharne laga to
ek bola –yaarrrr… ye rashm agar ulati ho jani chahiye , yani dunhan dulhe ki manggggg mai sindur bhare.
dusara bola- agar aisa hua to duniya kee sare takle kuware hiiiii reh jayenge.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

50. Pati – maine aaaaj ek sapna dekha?
patni- kyaaa?
pati– ki tum kisiiiii orh se pyar kar rahi ho.
patni-kya tumne use pehchana?
pati-nhi pehchan paya,kyuki mai raat mai bina chasma ke hi so gaya tha.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pati patni hindi jokes  – husband wife sms marriage chutkule 51 to 60:

 

yaha par apko best hindi pati patni hindi jokes milege jisse app ane mobile se forward kar sate ho.

 

 

 

Pati patni jokes in hindi husband wife marriage sms shayari shadi funny

Pati patni jokes in hindi husband wife marriage sms shayari shadi funny

51. do mahila kiiii swargggg mai mulakatttt hue..
pehli boli -tumhari maut kaise hue?

Dusri boli -jyada thand lagne kee karan, aur tumhari?
pehli wali -High BP ke karan, mujhe pata chal ki mera pati kisi dusari auratttt ke sath hai..
me gayiiiii aur ushko sab jagah dunda paar woh nhi mili

dusri wali -agaar freez mai dhunda hota to ,haam dono jinda hoti…
52. pati – raja dashrath kiiiii 3 patni thiiii..
patni– toh?
pati-toh mai abhi 2 shaddi aur k sakta hu..
patni– soch lo. draupati keee 5 pati the….

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

pati patni jokes no 53:

53. Patni – apne pati ki kabar pe pankha kar rahi thi..
ek admi ne bola -behan ji ab ishpe pankha kar ke kya fayda
patni -hamare yaha ek rule hai jab tak pati ki kabar sukhhhhhhhh nhi jati……..tab tak patni ki dusari shadi nhi hoooo sakti…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

54. Wife to Husband: Did you Have any GF before marriage ?
Husband remains silentttt ?
Wife: what is the meaning of silenceee?
Husband: Wait.. first let me count…

 

 

 

 

 

 

55. A white couplee gets a blackkk child.
Angry husband asksss – You white, Me white. Why is baby black?
Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

56. It is said that Husband is tttthe head of the family,
But
Remember thattttt wiffffe is the Neck of the family.
and the Neck can turn thee Head exactlyyyy the way she wants.

 

 

 

 

 

 

pati patni jokes no 57:

57. pati patni bade hi khusi se reh rhe the…unki 20 aniversry thi
news reporter unkkkkke ghar gaye woh bahut famus couple the
reporter- app keee bech kkkkabhi ladai nhi hoti?
pati- ham honeymoon pe gaye the.. mai aur meri patni horse pe baith ke ghum rahe the…
bivi k horse neee use gira diyaaa toooo merrrri bivi ne bola- pehli bar,aur woh phir use horse pe chad gye
horse ne phir girayaaaa to boli- dusari bar ,aur phir chad gyeee
horse ne phir giraya- kuch nhi boli, gun nikala aur horse ko marrrr diya
maine bola yeeeh tumne kya kiya, kyu mar diya,tohhh ushne bola pehli bar jo meri baat nhi manta toh me ase hi karti ho uske sath .
tab se ham santi se reh rahe hai

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

58. ek admi ne waiter kooooo 100rs tip diye
waiter- aaaap k liye mai rojjjjj shaam ko kone wali table reserve rakhunga
admi-maine tumhe ishliye tip di hai jab bhi mai apni patni kee sath au toh tum kehna table khali nhi hai,to mai use kisi saste se hotel mai le jaunga

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

59. pati patni ek bheeed bahre bus mai ja raheee theee
patiiiii ek ladki passsss jakarrrr saat kee khada ho gaya,yeh dekh kaar patni ko jalan hue..
achanak ush ladkii ne ek chata mara,aur kaha lo maja ek ladki to chikoti katneeee ki’
pati ne patni ko safaye dete hue kaha maine chikoti nhi kati..
patni muskura keee bolo -mujhe pata hai.. kyuki maine kiya tha yeh sab….

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

60. teacher ne chote bache se pucha “ bhagwan kaha hai?
ek bacheeee ne bola mujhe paaata hai..
techr-bataoooo
bacha-bathroom mai.
techer-ek pal keee liye chup thi….phir boli tumhe kaise pata?
bacha-roj subah jab papa uthte hai.bathroom ka darwaja knock krte hue kehte hai .

hai Bhagwan….. tum ab tak andar hi ho…

 

 

Pati patni jokes in hindi shayari – husband wife marriage sms chutkule 61 to 70:

 

pati patini shayari jo hindi me hai. pati patni shayari ka collection bas yaha par hi hai dosto. in pati patni shayari me app jokes ka maja bhi le sakte ho.

 

 

Pati patni jokes in hindi husband wife marriage sms shayari shadi funny

Pati patni jokes in hindi husband wife marriage sms shayari shadi funny

 

 

 

 

61. ek paaati apni patni ko yeh keh kr chidata tha- 3 bacho ki amma
patni kooooo bahut gussa ata tha
ek din jaise hiiii pati ne bola 3 bacho ki amma
patni ne turant jaaawab diya bolo 2 bacho k papa..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

62. ek kuweeee ki manyataaaa thi ki sikka dal kr mano kamna puri ho jati thi..
ek pati patni wahaaaa gaye
pati ne sikka dala aurrrr kuwe k pass se haat gaya..
patni gaye aur woh kuweeee pass juki sikka dalne keeee liye aur gir gaye ..
pati thodi der sant tha aur bhi bola– itni jaldi yeeee to chamatkar hai…..

 

 

 

 

 

pati patni jokes no 63:

63. ek admi ko cancer hua tha
ek din ushk beeeeta ne pucha-papa apko cancer hai phirrrrr bhi ap logo se keh rahe hai ki apko Aidsssss hai..
pita ne jaawab diya-taki mere marne keee baad koi tmhari mummy ko chune ki himmat naaa kare…

 

 

 

 

 

64. patni kitchen se -ajj me bahut khubsuratttt lag rahi hu??
pati -tmhe kaise pataaaa??
patni- aaaj mujhe dekh kaaar roti bhi jallll rahi hai.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

65. patni: Aap bahut mòte hò gayeee hò
Pati: tum bhi tòhhh mòti hò gai hò
patni: mai tòhhh maa banne wali hòòn
Pati: Mai bhi tò baap banneeee wala hòòn

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

66. Patni: Meri sharafatttt dekhó…….
Maine tumheee dekhe bagairrrrr shaadi karli…
Pati: Aur meri sharafattttt dekhó…..
Maine dekh kar bhiiiiii inkaar nahi kiya..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

pati patni jokes no 67:

67. Biwi ko apniiiiii PALKO par baithalo,
De kar KHUSHI uske sareeee GUM churalo…
PYAR aise karo keeee sub DEKHTE reh jaye,
PADOSAN Bhi aaaaa kar kahe.. Mujhe APNI BIWI banaloooo…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

68. Haawaldaar – Inspector sahabbb ….me gharrrr ke bahar khada hu..
Yaha 1 wife ne apne husband ko goli maar diiii hai.
Inspector- Pura waardaaaat batoo…
Hawaldaar- Sir…aajjj eski kaamwali naaaahi aye the…
wife neee khud se poochha lagyaaaa tha
aur
husbnadddd ne gile farsh pe peeer chhap diye…
gusse me wife neee husbnad ko goli maar di
ab mere liyeeee kaya hukum hai??
Inspector- Bahar khaddda kaya kar raha ha bawwkuf…
ander jaa keeeee wife ko Giraftaar kaarrrr lo
Hawaldaar – par sir, farsh abhi bhi gila haiiii….

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

69. Paatni patiii se sharm nahi atiiii
dusre aurat ko ghoorrrr ghoor ke dekh rahe ho
Ab tummmm shadisuda ho
Patni-  esa kaha likha hai kiiiiii upvaas ho to kahne ka menu bhi
nahi dekh sakte kayaaaa?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

70. Wife ko begummmm kyon kehte hai?
Ans: Kyonki shadiiiiiiii ke baad sare gum to husband
se hisseeee me aateeee hai,
aur biwi Be- Gum ho jai Hai.

 

Pati patni jokes shayari in hindi –  pati patni ke chutkule 71 to 80:

 

agar app pati patni jokes dhund rahe ho jo ki shayari andhaj me ho ase hindi mast shayari yaha par hai. agar app pati patni ke chutkule  padna chahte ho yaha ye sab apko jarur milega.

 

 

 

 

Pati patni jokes in hindi husband wife marriage sms shayari shadi funny

Pati patni jokes in hindi husband wife marriage sms shayari shadi funny

 

 

 

71. Biwi voooo hoti hai jo,
Shaadi ke baaaad apne pati baad apne
pati kisari aadaaadto
kobadal detiiii hai,
orhh baad me kehti hai ki,
aap pehle jaise nahi raheee..

 

 

 

 

 

72. Shaaadi ke pehle mene pyarrrr kiya.
Shaddddi ke baad ye maine kyaaaa kiya?
Shadi ke pehleeeee Dil to Pagal Hai.
Shadiiiii keeee baad dil to pahal tha

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

pati patni jokes no 73:

73. Husband apni Wifeee se.. suhagraat ke din
Darling apna chandddd sa chehra to dikaho…
Chehraaa dekte hi husband bola:
Arey tumhare chehreee parrrr to kale dhaabbe hai,
tumhare maaaa baap ne mujhe dhokkkka diya hai.
Wife: Darling new research se chand ka yahi roop samneee aaya hai.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

74. Achii orh buri biwi me kya farq hai?
Answer: Kya matlabbbb?
Biwiyaa achii bhi hoti hai kya?!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

75. Biwi orhh saali mee kon zyada achi hoti hai?
Answer: Saali behtarrr hai.
Kaash woh biwi ke bager millll sakti.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

76. Whatsss the difference btween Watch and Wife?
Ek kharaabbbbb hoti hai to band ho jaati hai aur
doosri kharabbbbbbbbbb hoti hai to chaloo ho jati hai

 

 

 

 

 

pati patni jokes no 77:

77. Husband wife kiii godh mein leta hua thaa.
Wife: Kaisa laggg raha hai ji?
Husband: Aise jaiseee Bhagwan Vishnu sheshhhh naag ki Godh me leteee ho.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

78. A beggar- ae sundari.. Andha hoon.
das rupe de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal me andha hai…”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

79. Patni:- me tumse jo kuch bhi kahtiiii hu tum ek kaan se sunkar doosre se nikaal dete ho.
Pati: -aur me tumse kuch bhi kaaahta hu to tum donoooo kaan se sunkar muh se nikaal detiiii ho.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

80. Patni:-kyon jaaaab main motiiii ho jaaungi,tab bhi tum mujhe aise hi pyaar karogeee?
Pati:-bilkul nahin… maine sirf such dukh me saath dene ka vaada kiya tha.

 

Pati patni jokes shayari in hindi – husband wife marriage sms chutkule 81 to 90:

 

agar asi koi shayari ho jime pati patni ke jokes bhi mile toh kya baat hai. apko issi prakar ki shayari husband wife ke sms ka collection jo app dhud rahe the mil gya apko.

 

 

 

 

Pati patni jokes in hindi husband wife marriage sms chutkule shayari shadi funny

Pati patni jokes in hindi husband wife marriage sms chutkule shayari shadi funny

 

 

 

 

81. patni : suno ji, bus me aapkooooo logo ne kyo maaara?
pati : Areeee mera ekkkkkk photo bus main ek aurat ke per ke niche gir gaya tha aur mene kaha
madam zaraaaa saree upeeer kijiye photo lena hai.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

82. pati: Ghar kaaaaaa saara keemti samaan kahin chhupakar rakh doooo, padosi aa rahe hai.
patni: Kyonji… kya Aapke dost chura lenge?
pati: are Nahin, who apna saamaaaan pehchaan lenge.

 
 

 

 

 

pati patni jokes no 83:

83. patni: Aapne pichle saaaal salgireeeh pe mujhe lohe ka bed diya tha, Iss baar aapka kyaaaa iraada hai?”
pati: Iss saaaaal uss me current chorne kaaaa iraada hai.

 

 

 

 

 

 

84. Patni: -suno ji.. aapko mujhme kya achcha lagta hai. meri samajhdariiiiii ya meri beautyyyyy.
pati: -mujhe to tumhari ye mazakkkkkkkkkk karne ki aadat bahot pasand hai.
85. Pati:-jab bhi me isss talwaar ko dekhta hoon to mujhe ladai per jaane ka mann kartaaa hai.
Patni: to phir jaate kyon nahin?
Pati: phir apni tooti hui taanggg yaad aa jaatiii hai.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

86. Santa banta  Se Puchha Ki-Tum agli  Janam Me Kyaaaa Banna chahogi?

banta- ek Billi
Why?

 

Because  Meri Wife Sirffff billi Se Hi Darti Hai.

 

 

 

 

 

pati patni jokes no 87:

87. Beta papa ko pucha: papa shadi kana me kitna  kharch hota hai
Papa na bola : mujee pata nahi hay beta !
Me abibhi  uska lia pay karta hoo .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

88. Patni:me apne papa ke ghar mein kitni sukhi thi ,tumare ghar a kar meri jiban kharab ho gaya.

Pati: keyaa hua?

Patni:keyaa nahi hua? Tumhre pas meine eeek diamond ki neckless chaaaaha magar tumhare iss month par pocket khaaaali…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

89. Pintu mummy mujhe remote dijiyeeee mujhe cartoon dekhna hai

mummy toh jayo apne papa ko dekhlooooo

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

90. Wife : Me jaldi marne wali hun.
Husband : Me bhi jaldi marne wala hun.
Wife : Tum kyu jaldi marne wale ho?
Husband : kyuki Mujh se itni bariiiiiii khushi bardasht nahi ho gi

 

 

 

 

Pati patni jokes in hindi -husband wife marriage sms chutkule 91 to 101:

 

pati patni jokes jo hindi me ho ase majedar jokes orh chutkule appne dhudne ki koshis kari orh apko mil gaye yaha akar. bas ab app der mar kare jaldi se apne mobile me ye sms type kareke pani dharma patni ko send kare orh unka respose check kare.

 

 

 

Pati patni jokes in hindi husband wife marriage sms chutkule shayari shadi funny

Pati patni jokes in hindi husband wife marriage sms chutkule shayari shadi funny

 

 

 

 

 

91. Doctor: Aap ke shohar ko mukamal aaram ki zarurat hai.
Ye neend ki goliyan hain
BIWI:
ye me inhen kissss waqt doon?
Doctor:
Ye aap ne khani hai.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

92. Wife: Aaaaaaa…..
.
.
.
Hudband: Kya huaaaa jaan ?
.
.
Wife: Galeee me Darddd hai..
..
Husband: Marketttttttt jaa raha hu. Gale ke liye kuch lauuuu ?
.Wife: Necklaceeeee le anaaaa.

 

 

 

 

 

 

pati patni jokes no 93 :
93. Sardar ki wife inspecterrrr se:
Mera husband ekkkk hafte pehle aaloo lene gayaaaa tha abhi takkkk wapis nahi aayaaaa.
Inspector bhi sardar tha wo bola : to behan kuch orh paka lo fir

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

94. Husband: raaaat ko mene 1 horrorrrr movie dekhi.

1 chudel kabhi mere aageeee
toh kabhi piche orh kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife: Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki movie.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

95. Wife – Meri tarafffffff muh karrrr keee so jao naa please. mujhe darrrr lag raha hai.
Husband – Accha bhale hi mai darrrr keee mare mar jau. Uska kuch nahi!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

96. Santa ki modern wifeee ne uskooo office jate wakttt bola : See you in the evening
Santa : Dhamki kise deti haiiiii chudellllllll mai bhi.. dekh lunga…. aaj sham ko tuje.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

97. Ek baccha apni mammy seeee pitne keee baad
papa aappppp kabhi jungle gayeee the kya??
Baap – Nahi to, kyu beta ?
Beta – toh fir aap itna khoofnaakkkkk item kha se pakad ke laaye ho ???

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

98. Wife: Taare Dekhhhh Rahi Thi Achanakkkk Apne Husband Se Boli
Wife : Batao Wo Konnnn See Cheezzzzz Hai Jo Tum Roz Dekh Sakte Ho Parrrrr Tod Nahi Sakte
Husband – Men Nahi Bataunga.
Wife – Bolo Naaa Please.
Husband – Tumharaaa Munh.

 

 

 

 

99. Gadha orh husband ke bich kaya differene hai?

Answer : Husband gadha ban sakta hai
but..
Gadha itnaaaa bhi gadhaaa nahhhhi kee husband ban jaye.

 

100. Husband To Wife:
Tum Apniiii Saadi Ki Salgirahhhh Per Kahan Jaaana Paaasand Karogi?
Wife: Wohin Jahan Me Aaj Tak Kabhi Nahi Gai.
Husband: To Kitechennn jana Kaisa Rahega?

 

101. Husband: ajj Sunday hai orh muje isee ache se

Enjoy karna hai.

Isliye me 3 movie tikets laya hu karid kar.

Wife: 3 movie ticket kyu jaanu?

Husband: 1 toh mere liye orh 2 tumhare parents ke liye

 

 

 

 

Pati patni jokes in hindi ka collection apko iss website par milega. Akshar dekha jata hai , apne bahut jokes sune honge pati patni relation par. Par ajkal ke time me ase majedar orh behtarin jokes milna bahut hi dhurlab ho gaya hia. Logo ke pass time nahi raha . ajkal sare patti apne kaamm me buzy rehte hai orh unki patni ghar ke kaam me bhi ase me jokes jo pati patni ke relation par based ho dhundhne ka time hi nahi rehta kisi ke pass toh. App me ase majedar pati patnni jokes in hindi me sunane jaa rha hu. Jisko app apni patni hi nahi apne dost ki patni or pati ko suna sakte or sakti ho.

Patti patni jokes in hindi ke advantage:

Agar app roj pati patni jokes jo ki hindi me hai sunte ho or app ani patni ko pati patni jokes sunate ho toh ghar me ek acha orh positive environment ban jata hai. sab logo ka moond acha hota hai. agar koi ladai ho bhi jaye toh app pati patni jokes sunakar oss ladai ko khatm kar sakte ho. Kyuki mahoool hi kuch comedy or jokes bhara ban jata hai toh sari problem orh tention ek pati patni jokes sunkar dur ho jati hai.

 

 

 

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Pati patni jokes ki important:

 

Agar me apko pati patni jokes ke important batana chahu toh me apko kehna chahunga ki ye pati patni ke jokes life me bahut hi important hai. agar app iss types ke jokes ko ani dialy life me enjoy nahi kar rahe toh app epne relationship k eek bade majedar hisse se wakit reh rahe ho. Uss hisse ko app baad me miss karog.

Pati patni jokes ko sunne se apke mind me ek achi image ban jayegi app life me bahut alag type ke changes aa sakt hai. agar app shadishuda ho toh me apko ye pati patni jokes ko sunne ki advise jarur dunga. Kyuki iss jokes ko sunkar app apne relationship me hone wale kaffi mudde ko hassi me le sakte ho orh apki life or relationship hamesha acha rahega. Chahe wo mudaa or wo baat kitni hi badi na ho app usko pati patni ke jokes sunne ke baad hasi me le sakte ho orh app apne pariwar ke mahol ko acha bana sakte ho.

 

 

 

 

 

Pati patni jokes na sunne ke disadvantages:

Yaha me apko kuch disadvantages batane jar aha hu agar app pati patni jokes nahi sun rahe ho toh. Apko kafhi difficult situation ka samna karna pad sakta hai. agar apki patni orh app ke bich me koi proble chal rahi hai orh koi baat kisi topic par apki koi ladai ho jaye apne spouce se toh app pati patni jokes sunakar use handle kar sakte hai. but app ye jokes sunte hi nahi toh appko uss difficult situation me ko kud hi handle karna hoga bina kisi support ke. Uss time app choti si baat ko baad bhi bana sakte ho. Kyuki app sari baat seriously le rahe ho. Agar wo galti se bhi koi baat bol de toh app apni patni ki baat ko seriously le loge orh issss tarha pati aur patni ke bich pyar khatm ho jata hai orh ladai ko badawa mill jayega. Toh ye bahut bada disadvantage hai pati patni ke jokes na sunne ka. Ase me apke relationship me koi chemistry nhi reh pati orh app bahut hi boring type ke ban jate ho. Ase indian wife jokes jokes sunne ke baaad paki patni apse kush ho jayegi. Isse pati patni ka pyar badega orh pati aur patni ke bich ek achi chemesty banegi.

 

 

pati patni ke chutkule – marriage jokes in hindi :

agar apni marriage ko abi jyada time nhi hua orh app pati patni jokes in hindi sunakar pane relationship ki mithas ko barkrar rakhna chate ho toh ajjj me apko kuch pati patni ke chutkule I mean pati patni jokes hindi me hai sunane jaa rha hu. Ase jokes jinhe app ani patni ko sunaogi toh wo has has ke pagal ho jayegai. Ase mast jokes app apne friend orh family ke sath share kaar sakte ha

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