santa banta ke funny mast chutkule dosti wali shayari masti sms message jokes collection with images 140 words in hindi

santa banta ke funny mast dosti wali shayari masti sms message jokes collection with images 140 words in hindi :

 

santa ke funny mast dosti wali shayari masti sms ka collection yaha par hai. Agar app santa ke funny mast sms jokes dhund rha hai joki app apne friend ko send kar sake. Toh apko bilkul yaha masti wale messages milenge. Friends ke bich masti honga ek aam baat hai. Wo choti choti baat ko ek dusre par jokes marte hai. Ye mere sath bhi hua hai jam me 12th class me tha. Toh mere friend circles me kai friend the jo bahut funny the. Jo muje target karke funny shayari banate the. Toh kabhi tusre ko target karke uss time muje bahut acha lagata tha. Wo bhi kya din the dosto. Agar app wo din apni life me bawas lana chate hai. Orh app dubara se masti karma chate ho.

Toh app apne friends ko ye mast masti wale sms santa banta  jokes orh sms send kar sakte hai.
1. yu mudkar na dekho hamko haste haste..

gor farmaiyega.

yu mudkar na dekho hamko haste haste.

nahi tho ham keh denge.. bhabhi namaste. 🙂

 
2. Mom -beta orange khaoge ap?
Beta -nhi mom.
Mom – beta mangoes khaogee ap? Beta -mom nhi.
Mom -beta apple khaoge?
Betaa -nhi naa.
Mom gusse me -baap par gaya hai tu chappal hi khayegaaaa. 🙂

 
3. Mashuka keee na ane seee mashuk
aisaaa bhadkaaa…Wah Wah.
Mashukaaaa ke naaa ane se mashukkkk aisa bhadka.
Jaise degi mirch ka tadka, ang ang fadkaaa! 🙂
lady to dictor – mera beeeta motercycle se gir gyaaa.
Doctor – I don’t know hindi language. please speak in english.
lady -my londaaaa girondaaa from hero hondaaa. 🙂

 
12 th class me padnee waliii 2 girls aapasss me baaate karrr rahiiii thi.
Pehle ladki -yaar mere papa neee kaaaaha ki es baaaar agar exammm me fail hueeeee toh shadi kar dungaaaa.
Dusri ladki – Tohh tumne kitne tiyaari ki haiiii?
Pehlii ladki – Bus faciall karna baaki hai? 🙂

 

 

 
5. Verma ji keee passss Mrs Sharma akarrrr boli:
Bhaisaaaaab, aaapne to kuch liya hi nahiiiii.
Orhhhh 1 chicken ka legggg pieceee uthaakarr unki plateee me rakh diyaaaa.
Party khatammm hone parrrr Sharma ji nee. Verma ji seee puchhaaa ki khana kaisa laga??
Verma Ji: Dishess tohh sabhiiii badiyaaaa thi. Paaar end me bhabhi jiiii ne jooo taanggfg uthakaar di toh maza hii aa gaya!

 

 

 

 

6. Welcome to Sachaii ka samnaa.
.
.
Apko Jawab sirffff haa or na me dena hai.
Toh lo aaapke liyyee pehla sawalllll ye haiii.
Kyaaa apneee mandirooo se chappalll churanaaa chhor diya haiii.
Marne kee baadddd hamare nasibbb me mohabbattttr ho na hoooo.
Ye hawaaaaa ye fizaaaaa ho na ho.
Aeeee dostttt zinddda haii jaab taak tum sms bhejte rahoooo.
Kyaaaa paata haamari kabarrr pe.
networkkkkk hooo naaa hoooo.

 

 

 

7.  santa ke Funny mast shayari:

.Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.
Santa : Ye 3 mahine me bacha kaise ho gaya..??
Biwi : Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai..??
Santa : 3 mahine.
Biwi : Aur meri shadi ko..??
Santa : 3 mahine.
Biwi : Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua..??
Santa : 3 mahine baad.
Biwi : Total kitne mahine ho gaye..??
Santa : Ohh, 9 mahine ho gaye! time ka pata hi nahi laga?!

 

 

 

 

8. Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi,
jab Dulhn phero ke waqt uske pas akar baithi to vo bola.
thoda pas ho k baith, ek sawari or baith sakti hai.

 

 

9. Santa ne blood test karwaya.
Result A+ aya.
Ye dekha kar wo bada asharyachakit ho gya.
kamyami toh rag rag me dodh rahi hai.
fir school me “c” grade kyu milte the.

 

 

 

 

10. santa ne bahut kathor tapshya ki.
prashan hokar bhagwan prakat huye. orh bole mango baats.
kya chahia tumehe?

santa bola: prabhu system se chalia.
pehle tapsya bhang karne ke liye apshara aati hai.
uska kya hua?

 

 

 

11. santa: kya hua bhai 2 din pehle tumhari namplate par B.A. likha taha.
orh ab M.A. likha hai. 2 saal ki degree 3 din me kaise?
banta: actually baat asi hai. 2 din pehle me wife mayke gai thi.
toh mene bacheler again likhat hai.
orh 2 din bad jab wo ghar aai toh married again likh diya.

 

 

 

 

12. Doctor: isss dawaaaa ko ekkkk hafttte mainnn pooraaa khooo.
aur baaddd me aake miiilo.
santa: teekkk hai doctorrrr.

(1 hafteee kee baaddd)

Doctorr: dawaaaa khatttam huaaaa kyaa?

santa: nahi doctorrr sahab.

Doctorr: dawa kyu khatam nahi hua bhai???

santa: jii..usmee likhhhaa thaaaa ke. bottllle kooo hameshaaa bandhhh rakhhe.

 

 

 

 

 

13. SANTA Shirtttt utarrrr ke balcccony me betha tha.

banta- Wah Santa jiiii..
Kya chest hai?

santa- Arrrre ye toh kuchh nahi,
Teri bhabhhhi ki dekhegggga to pagallll hi ho jayegaa tu.

 

 

 

 

14. Car chalaattttaa huaa Santttta ko roaddd me accident zone  ka board dikhaii diya.
isliye santa ne sochaa kiii
ye log accident zone me sadaak kyuu banate hai.

 

 

 

 

15. Police: Oyeee banta, tunee usss Papitee Bechnee wali ko kisss kyuu kiyaa?
banta: sir, isme meri kya galti hai. wo badi der se mere ghar ke bahar chilla rha hai.

pappi te le lo.

 

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16.wife to banta- sonu ji jab hamari shadi hua thi.
jab me apko khana khilane aati thi. toh app kam khate the orh muje
jyda khilate the.
abb app ase kyu nahi karte?

banta: kyuki ab tum khana banana sikh gai ho.

 

 

 

 

17. SANTA: kutte ho bechane ke liye banta ke paas gaya.
banta: kya kutta bawadar hai.
santa : ji hai ye itna bawadar hai ki mere ise 3 baar becha hai.
par iski bafadarii toh dekhiye. ye har bar mere pass lotkar aa jata hai.

 

 

 

Muje pata hai app Funny santa mast masti jokes sms ko padhene ke liye bekrar hai. Yaha par apko sare funny dosti sms, funny dhosti shayari milege. Please ise facebook par apne friend ko jarur send kariyega.